"MAKING PEOPLE LAUGH IS LIKE THE HOKEY POKEY THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT"
When I asked my 90 year old mother where she meets all these new boyfriends, she said, "There's a website for people my age. It's called carbondating.com
My grandson was so excited when he called me, "Papa, I made it through the night without wetting the bed.
And I was thinking, "Wow, what a coincidence."
One of the challenges of getting older is that words and expressions take on different meanings. Like, friends with benefits. To me that's a friend with Social Security and Medicare...
That I'm banging on the side.
Therapist: Let's play a fantasy game. If you could do it over, would you marry your wife again?
Therapist: What if that meant you wouldn't have the same kids you have today?
Me: Oh...this game keeps getting better and better!